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I can’t believe Tabz and Kim posted that feedback episode. They have mics EVERYWHERE!

First California. Then Between the Lines Studios.

I find myself wondering today if Dracula had to deal with such idiots as I. Frogs? Really. A bunch of FROGS out of nowhere stumped them. I’ve already mass slaughtered one group of minions, I really don’t have the time or the energy to kill all the ones I have now and start over again.

Still, good things did come from the frogs. I know there’s a deeper magical energy here than I have previously been aware of. While I have a little experience with the dark arts myself, I tend to leave the rest to wizards and such. Which is why I hired Jinx. That little man is very, very useful. I must send D’Hoff a gift as a thank you. Evil fruitbaskets seem to be all the rage this year.

What better message to give on Valentine’s Day then to tell you that all your dreams are dead?

Check out this fantastic video podcaster who likes crushing the hopes of teenagers all across America. Cute With Chris.

Never have I seen such genius. And he spreads his evil so far. Brilliant.

Thankfully I did not have an empty stomach today. It’s been a long time since I had something that pure, that lovely. The girl at the house just was - perfect.

But I get ahead of myself.

My plans are shapping up nicely. Thanks to some evil manuvering on Jinx and my part we now have the Coyote talisman. And I got to feed off this lovely girl. It was a good night.

Not good for the knees by the way. Must remember to wear extra padding.

But again I say — WHAT WAS HE DOING BABYSITTING A LITTLE GIRL!?

William the Bloody. THE William the Bloody - Spike - EVIL incarnate protected a little girl!?

Impossible. He must have something up his sleeve.

No matter what do not visit this man’s music page, unless you plan on enjoy his music to the fullest.

I absolutely adore his songs and have picked up all of the albums I could lay my hands on. Especially delightful is his “When You’re Evil…”

My lack of blog posting is due to traveling arrangements. I would sneak into a library to gain computer access, but they’re only open during the day. I suck at lock picking.

Well dinner calls. Actually she sings and just passed the window at the internet cafe I’m at.

Sorry, it’s taken so long to update you on my evil deeds. It’s been a busy, somewhat perilous week and this is the first time I’ve been able to get online. You wouldn’t believe how much spam I had waiting  for me - several regarding virgin blood parties – I only signed up once… for a friend.

I left New York sooner than I’d planned to. It seems some demon hunters tracked me down,  through the EvilList.org. to my lair. They took the place apart, I’m glad I left my sketch book in the crawl space. I’ve had it since I was turned, and even without a soul I haven’t felt the need to part with it, hopefully it will be safe until my return. They hoped to catch me sleeping – haven’t they ever heard of sewer access?
Fortunately, by the time I returned the sun had set. So, I jumped out of the window - it was 12 stories tops. I’ve seen other vampires do it, I thought it be easy enough. How wrong I was; I broke a toe or something. I suspect rigorous training is needed, to learn how to fall correctly.

I still managed to outrun the two young men, all the way to the bus station, and of course I didn’t have any money on me. And, it’s always little more than a lucky dip picking off a victum at the ticket booth. I ended on a bus, which is touring around all the major landmark of America. It’s full of elderly people and an annoying yapping dog – well there was an annoying yapping dog before our last stop.

Well, that’s all for now. I’ll keep you updated on my journey as best as Ican.

Since I’m staying in New York I decided to visit The Metropolitan Museum of Art, despite. Yes, I’m a soulless vampire, but that doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate art.
But, when I got there I was thrown out, it seems they have vampire detectors. I’ve never been so insulted in all my unlife. The French undeservingly have a rep for being rude to foreigners, but we have nothing on the inhabitants of New York.
I went into the gift shop for a memento of my visit to New York. I wanted to pick up a poster John Singer Sargents ‘Madame X”. ‘ $21.95! That’s what they were asking. No wonder there is so little art appreciation in this country with prices like that.

“The Mummy Returns” began playing in a film theater I passed by tonight. ‘Brendan Fraser’ should be buried alive in a hello kitty coffin. That is all.

Spent the night with this gorgeous lady. I thought for awhile about turning her. Choosing a life long companion is hard. It’s been years and still… I am alone.

But she did taste good… reminiscent of  flowers and strawberries.